That Silly Thing Called Life

April 21, 2014 12:18 am

Siena, Italy (by andyoafmcgarry)

Love Siena!!!!


Siena, Italy (by andyoafmcgarry)

Love Siena!!!!

April 20, 2014 12:34 am




Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing?

Life goes on, strange isn’t it?

Wow This is brilliant. My new favourite post on tumblr.

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I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.

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When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend


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"You should thank me for helping you." I grit my teeth. "Thank you? You almost stabbed my ear, and you spent the entire time taunting me. Why should I thank you?” “You know, I’m getting a little tired of waiting for you to catch on!” He glares at me, and even when he glares, his eyes look thoughtful. Their shade of blue is peculiar, so dark it is almost black, with a small patch of lighter blue on the left iris, right next to the corner of his eye. “Catch on? Catch on to what? That you wanted to prove to Eric how tough you are? That you’re sadistic, just like he is?” “I am not sadistic.” He doesn’t yell. I wish he would yell. It would scare me less. He leans his face close to mine, which reminds me of lying inches away from the attack dog’s fangs in the aptitude test, and says, "If I wanted to hurt you, don’t you think I would have already?" He crosses the room and slams the point of a knife so hard into the table that it sticks there, handle toward the ceiling. “I—” I start to shout, but he’s already gone. I scream, frustrated, and wipe some of the blood from my ear.

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Jerry Seinfeld was the first comedian to perform standup on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon! Take a look at his set here!